Archive for January 10th, 2008

Gin and Lidocaine

Posted: 10th January 2008 by Marocharim in Life

   I don’t know if it’s an impacted wisdom tooth or a cavity, but I was literally screaming and writhing in pain early this morning.  For all intents and purposes of metaphor, it was like I was being gang-raped by homosexual tooth gnomes.  Gay tooth gnomes: had they been lesbian tooth gnomes, the pain would [...]

I, Blogger

Posted: 10th January 2008 by Marocharim in Stuff

   From Ronchimata, commenting on “The Manny Pacquiao Scandal:”

Manny can’t be a singer, an actor or a politician. But you know what, no matter what you do, you can’t be a good writer. You contradict your self too much.
   I just wanted to share that comment with you to frame today’s experiment.  The topic is: I’m not a [...]