Gin and Lidocaine
Marocharim • January 10, 2008
I don’t know if it’s an impacted wisdom tooth or a cavity, but I was literally screaming and writhing in pain early this morning. For all intents and purposes of metaphor, it was like I was being gang-raped by homosexual tooth gnomes. Gay tooth gnomes: had they been lesbian tooth gnomes, the pain would [...]
