Dick Heads

   Like many people, I have a big problem with e-mail spam.  Compared to most people, however, I get more than my own fair share of penis-related spam.  Maybe it’s a consequence of penis jokes and sexually-charged blog entries.

   Here’s a short list of strange penis-related spam I got from my GMail account:

• This is your thingy… this is your thingy on meds.  Any questions?
• Bigger size means more masculinity!
• Don’t feel shy about your penis size anymore!
• A penis is a terrible thing to waste.
• Your new schlong will win more prizes!
• Reach out and bone someone!
• Lengthen your male device and become sex hero!
• Become a real man, increase your machine.
• Hear her scream your name in passion!

   I know that these shouldn’t be taken seriously, but come on!  Do I really have a sizeable problem that I deserve all these penis-related spam mails?

   Worse yet… how do they know?