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Patay-Sindi (Puta ng Pasay)

Patay-Sindi (Puta ng Pasay)

The nightclubs at the other end of that stretch of EDSA are for those leggy, busty model-types who have long, shiny hair and ample curves.  They are for those who prefer their women sensuous and luxurious; the kind of woman you cannot call a “whore.”  For this end of EDSA, where the road reeks of diesel fumes and Tanduay, there is less of the presumptuous and more of the carnal.

I watched them from the bus I was riding.  There were no pretenses in these beerhouses lining the Pasay stretch of EDSA.  You don’t need to look for the “guest relations officers.”  Your GROs are right there, waiting outside the karaoke bars.  There’s no disguising the invitation for vice and flesh.  One stands there, in her backless red dress that barely covers her thighs and breasts.  Still another waits for you in nothing more than a black tube top and extremely tight denim shorts.  Just a few strides away there’s a lady in a black halter top and a black miniskirt, smoking a Philip Morris menthol cigarette through a thick layer of lipstick.

The heavy traffic gave me a bit of time to observe this live whoring taking place right before my eyes.  You would think that prostitutes would make a beeline for young twenty-something types who drive a Mercedes, but this is the other side of EDSA.  Two ladies entered an eatery, sauntering by, thinking that by revealing their ample assets they would get at least one taxi driver to fork over the day’s earnings for sweet release.

I am not a moralist.  I’ve never been to bed with a woman, much less a prostitute, but I can’t help but stare at them.  I stare long and hard – among other things – of the eroticism and tragedy of whoring.  You know where they come from: the provinces, the depressed areas, and blessed with enough beauty and curves they hope to pull their families out of poverty.  Dignity, much less virginity, becomes less and less valuable.  Could you pay your brother’s tuition or your sick father’s medicines with your own two hands?  Yes you could, but not as fast as what you have between your legs.

I don’t know what’s up the other side of EDSA (although I have a good idea of what is “up”), if the model-types have the same stories as these wretches of whores, wherever they came from.

Perhaps I’ll never know, since the traffic cleared up too fast for me to stop staring and wondering.

October 11, 2008 5 comments Read More
Bullet Points 10/10/08

Bullet Points 10/10/08

Because my job requires me to use bullet points… I’ll get to full-on entries tomorrow.

  • Jen Llarena gave this blog a whole new different name in her blog: “The Marocharim Experience.”  Note to Jen: keep it. I like how it sounds.
  • Today on Google Analytics: I have successfully “greened” every single nation on the European continent except Austria and Switzerland.
  • The number one search term that makes people read TMX: “emo.”
  • Reliable sources tell me that the impression I make at the office is that I’m an extremely shy nice guy who walks as if he’s going to fall over.  I walk, you decide.
  • I have a new toy: a Samsung d760 digital camera.  Corporate self-mutilation does not go unrewarded.  Now time to take pictures of hot women.
  • Over at An Apple a Day, Pantene is sponsoring a blogger’s party next week at Taste Asia, SM Mall of Asia.  I need a hair treatment.  I’m the 100th registrant, which is freaky.

Well, that’s it… I only have five minutes to do this.

October 10, 2008 3 comments Read More
Marocharim Simpson, Marocharim South Park

Marocharim Simpson, Marocharim South Park

Surprisingly, this is not petiks Sunday.  I had to write some stuff, and I was fresh off an impromptu session at Eat My English (Metrowalk, Ortigas) with some of my friends.  I’ve been Alt-Tabbing between Word, Yahoo! Messenger, GMail, and yes, Plurk.

What the hell am I doing on a rainy Sunday working, I have no idea.  But to sum this non-petiks day up:

  1. It’s a rush job anyway, but I always find it hard to rush an article (facepalm).
  2. The Chairman just told me that my 366-page tome/paperweight is now available at the school library, and is actually being read by people (facepalm).
  3. Over at PlurkLand, I seem to still have my (ahem) issues with the… nice, cashier/barista at yesterday’s meet at Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf, Gateway (uh, Jenbalikan natin, LOL)

So to make the best out of petiks, I decided to make two – yes, I’m not bored enough to make a lyrics translation, two – avatars of how I would look like dare I appear in The Simpsons or on South Park (hats off to Elaine for the Simpsons thing):

Let’s start with my Simpson-esque visage:

In the interest of making a joke, my Simpsons doppelganger looks like Diether from that old Mike Myers sketch, “Sprockets.”

Not funny?  I know.  But I rue the day that I’ll find a woman who’ll marry my Springfield clone looking so… metro.  (I would say gay, but I don’t want to end up defending myself all over again much to the ire of haters and frenemies who think I’m gay.)

Which says more for my evil South Park visage:

This picture has been my IM avatar for quite a while now… I guess it captures my Dasein. I would have liked added a few weapons here and there, but a child-murdering stray Manny Pacquiao-hating Sodomite antichrist-spawn like myself (snigger… time for Google to do its work) does well with a South Park character worse than, say, Mr. Hat, Damien, or even Saddam.

This day is so not good.  I expected Nadia Montenegro and Cristy Fermin to bitchslap the living heck out of each other.

October 5, 2008 3 comments Read More
The Singing Fools and Vader

The Singing Fools and Vader

At last night’s Plurk Fiesta, where I once again exposed my androgynous visage to the public, the Jester-in-Exile, Prudence, and Marcelle had loads of fun reading the lyrics translations.  Some Plurkers are also having their headsmack moments.  Which brought the four people who had one of the most se(ns/x)ual experience in EDSA Shangri-La to have a crazy idea…

What if we made video logs and hosted the lyrics translations in a dedicated blogsite?  What if we could combine the powers of a producer (Prudence), a Rick Astley/Mike Abundo/Tony Falcon impersonator (Marcelle), a frustrated singer (Jester), and one really bored writer (myself) and, well, do whatever comes up?

Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the product of California Pizza Chicken mushroom-stuff: The Singing Fools and Vader.

Or as Marcelle puts it: “Bringing Pinoy music to the world.”

Do check that blogsite out for the OPM-to-English translations.  You’ll still see Tagalog translations of foreign pop hits here.

October 4, 2008 0 comments Read More
Obligatory Lyrics Translation

Obligatory Lyrics Translation

With nothing better to do, I just started to Plurk… great.  Now I’m doomed.

Anyway, here’s this week’s obligatory lyrics translation:

Narda

Translation of “Narda” by Kamikazee

Like a bird she flies through the skies
I looked up when I saw her
Flying with the wind
Surrounded by mystery and sheer magic

Will you see me in your flight
With all the things that you’ll do tonight
If everyone wants a piece of you
Will I ever get to know you too

Here’s a song of love and pleading
And I hope that you’re listening
Complicated puzzle of love
I hope this song will be enough

Waiting for me in heaven
From the clouds, I know you’re staring
Behind those stars, I hope there’s a chance
Oh give me, Darna, just a glance!

Oh, Ding’s one lucky guy
He’s always there, by your side
If I were in his place
I’ll love you for all my days

Will you see me in your flight
With all the things that you’ll do tonight
If everyone wants a piece of you
Will I ever get to know you too

Here’s a song of love and pleading
And I hope that you’re listening
Complicated puzzle of love
I hope this song will be enough

Waiting for me in heaven
From the clouds, I know you’re staring
Behind those stars, I hope there’s a chance
Oh give me, Darna, just a glance!

Will I jump from the world’s edge
For you to rescue me from death
If this is the only way
To be in your embrace

Will you come from a fight
With all the things that you’ll do tonight
If everyone wants a piece of you
Will I get my turn too?

Here’s a song of love and pleading
And I hope that you’re listening
Complicated puzzle of love
I hope this song will be enough

Waiting for me in heaven
From the clouds, I know you’re staring
Behind those stars, I hope there’s a chance
Oh give me, Darna, just a glance!

Waiting for me in heaven
From the clouds, I know you’re staring
Behind those stars, I hope there’s a chance
Oh give me, Darna, just a glance!

Over at Smoketalk, I just responded to Rom’s challenge to translate “My Way.”  Depending on whether she was talking about Frank Sinatra or Limp Bizkit… we’ll see.

October 1, 2008 1 comment Read More
The Financial Crisis and the Call Center Generation

The Financial Crisis and the Call Center Generation

The current global financial crisis is sending waves of panic even to those who, in theory, should be the least affected from it.  While this all started with the fall of Northern Rock and the food price crisis late last year, there wasn’t a big cause for concern among us at the time.  With the collapse of Lehman Brothers and the US government’s bailout of AIG this month, the faltering global economy cannot be denied any longer.  This week, the NYSE plunged over 700 points, and sent shockwaves all throughout the world, following Congress rejecting the Paulson plan.

If this is not a sign of crisis, I don’t know what is.  But let’s situate this whole thing, since we’re not Americans: if the crisis goes unabated and unresolved, we just might be the generation most affected from the 2008 global financial crisis: we just might be the first generation to experience massive lay-offs and unemployment since the Great Depression.

I’m not a very good prophet of doom; if all is gloomy with the global economy, then why are call centers and BPOs still popping out everywhere?  Why are job postings still being circulated all over e-mails and Internet forums?  These are all too good to last – in fact they should, lest we all lose our jobs – especially since anyone who works for the outsourcing industry is, for all intents and purposes, a “worker of the world.”

Sure, “slavery” for a BPO worker is a good metaphor, but there are a few caveats that should be raised about your average Makati/Ortigas/Eastwood wage slave:

  • They are highly educated (many of which are pursuing their master’s degrees or advanced studies, like Medicine or Law)
  • They are very skilled workers (adept at English, computer applications, troubleshooting, customer relations)
  • The means of production now involves a whole new different form of capital (information, which is a non-material resource)

Outsourcing is a very unstable economic and business paradigm that’s difficult to sustain.  Employees, as well as entire companies, come and go.  Its foundations are shifting, transient, and inchoate.  The basic principle of process outsourcing and employee off-shoring is very coherent, and is consistent with capitalism: cheap and optimized labor, minimum costs, and maximum profit.  It’s exploitative and even oppressive, but the fact remains that this business model works.  The question remains: for how long will this model work so cleanly and efficiently?  When will this iteration of the capitalist machine break down?

October 1, 2008 3 comments Read More