I won’t make some complicated and convoluted excuse for it: I am very showbiz. Whenever I have nothing better to do, I keep abreast of local showbiz news, or ogle at billboards. Some people chalk it up to repression, but I’ve been following local showbiz for so long now that I think (italicized, boldfaced, and underlined) I can have a career in being a showbiz intrigero.
I was talking with a friend the other day about how difficult it is to name ten Filipino male celebrities who would make it to a top ten list of crushables. There are three problems with this scenario:
- I’d have to be a girl or be gay to have an opinion on that (no offense).
- You would automatically have an opinion that a male celebrity of any nationality is very probably gay (it’s easy to name ten local celebrities who have had the gay card played against them).
- The bulk of our local male celebrities strike me to be dockworker macho (OMFG).
That idea got me thinking into making this week’s completely subjective X-List of my local celebrity crushes. Pictures are linked as source… and no, this has absolutely nothing to do with politics.

