Archive for January, 2009

One-Sided

One-Sided

Reading all these blog entries and comments about the Pangandaman-Dela Paz issue is giving me a headache, but I sort of lost the migraine for a while with this bit from GMANews.TV:

Agrarian Reform Secretary Nasser Pangandaman Sr. on Friday said his son, Nasser Jr., has already filed a libel case against the daughter of Delfin de la Paz over her blog entry about the golf course brawl in Antipolo City last December 26.

The DAR chief said his son, who is the mayor of Masiu, Lanao del Sur, filed Thursday the case against Bambina “Bambee” de la Paz. He said his son found the blog entry, which heavily criticized the Pangandamans, libelous.

Hmmm…

I think that my takes on the Valley Golf brawl have been on the fair side.  I’m not saying that I wrote an objective and balanced presentation on the incident and highlighting golf as an excess of governance, but it is, for all intents and purposes, one-sided.  The same holds true for Bambee dela Paz’s version of the incident: it’s one-sided.  Blogs and forum posts that defend the Pangandamans also happen to be one-sided.

January 10, 2009 0 comments Read More
Pump

Pump

Based and inspired from Rom’s entry; it’s R-18 if you decide it to be.  I am putting this “More” tag early to avoid more e-mails from angry parents who tell me I suck and I blow at the same time.  This is an entry that will elucidate the absence of my sex life.

This is as much profanity as you’re going to get from me.  – Marocharim

January 9, 2009 3 comments Read More
Panata (Devotion)

Panata (Devotion)

Tomorrow is the feast day of the Poon Nazareno, where thousands – if not millions – of Filipinos all over the country will flock to Quiapo Church to get a glimpse, perhaps a touch, of the fabled Black Nazarene.  It is said that to touch the icon with one’s hands or a kerchief, or to climb on the jagganath-esque statue, or to hold the ropes towing the statue through the mass of devotees, will result to miracles.  For many people, not the least of which is Vice President Noli de Castro, to celebrate miracles with the massive ocean of the devout believers is a panata; an act devotion renewed every year as a submission to God’s will.

I’m reminded of a paragraph from Sir James George Frazer’s seminal anthropological study, The Golden Bough:

In ancient Italy every oak was sacred to Jupiter, the Italian counterpart of Zeus; and on the Capitol at Rome the god was worshipped as the deity not merely of the oak, but of the rain and the thunder.  Contrasting the piety of the good old times with the scepticism of an age when nobody thought that heaven was heaven, or cared a fig for Jupiter, a Roman writer tells us that in former days noble matrons used to go with bare feet, streaming hair, and pure minds, up the long Capitoline slope, praying to Jupiter for rain.  And straightway, he goes on, it rained bucketsful, then or never, and everybody returned dripping like drowned rats.  “But nowadays,” says he, “we are no longer religious, so the fields lie baking.”

- Chapter 15, “The Worship of the Oak”

Here, I think that Frazer alludes to the mystique of the worship of inanimate things like trees, or in the case of the Nazareno, a piece of wood.  For many people, the Nazarene is more than a dark statue; it carries for them meaning.  To not follow up on a divine promise is to court malas, or worse, doom one’s self and one’s family to the damnation of divine kamalasan. Fortune smiles on the devout and the pious, those who acknowledge the Poon to be more than what it is.

It always makes me think: what drives people to believe?  What is that motor that moves the human being to push on, to climb the statue, to descend into the madding crowd?  I don’t really know, but there’s always something that keeps a devout follower of the Poon Nazareno going there, to risk life and limb, to bank living through the divine intercession of the divined profane.

Miracles.  Hope, perhaps.  Not fanaticism, but a need for miracles.  Not idolatry, but a need for hope.

January 8, 2009 2 comments Read More
Showbiz Shootin’: “Tayong Dalawa” Press Conference

Showbiz Shootin’: “Tayong Dalawa” Press Conference

You see folks, I can’t talk about politics and translate lyrics all the time.  Sometimes I just have to sit back, put the problems of this country behind me for a time, and enjoy showbiz.

At the invitation of my good friend Flowell Galindez, I got invited into a grand press conference/tribute dinner for the cast and crew of ABS-CBN’s latest teleserye, “Tayong Dalawa,” starring Jake Cuenca, Gerald Anderson, and Kim Chiu.

My mission: to take a picture of Jake Cuenca for a friend.  Gwapo nya daw kasi. I don’t know about that, since I cannot make an objective opinion about male gwapo-ness even if I tried.  Besides, I can’t take a good picture for the life of me.

I had to leave early owing to the burnination in my lungs, but I did manage to chronicle my little adventure at Treatino, Greenhills with my bad photography with a camera I don’t keep in a proper camera case.

January 7, 2009 5 comments Read More
Ducat

Ducat

Forgotten.

That’s a good word we need to remember right now.  We have the “Alabang Boys” bribery scandal, we had some violence party going on in Valley Golf and Country Club… just two more of the glaring bold headlines that greet us every morning.  Tell you what, though; later on in this year, I’m giving up all hope that we will remember.  We would probably forget all this happened, suffer a little bit of social amnesia, and push all of these issues and concerns onto the back burner, where they simmer and eventually evaporate.

One thing did catch my eye reading the paper today: the news that Armando “Jun” Ducat, Jr. hostage taker extraordinaire, visited his school one year and nine months after he held the children under his stewardship hostage in the name of social justice.  I do not condone what Ducat did then, and I certainly think that he should pay for what he did, but Ducat – in the commission of a crime – managed to have our eyes riveted to a purple bus parked somewhere in Manila, waiting for what’s going to happen.

Change.  America can expect it from Barack Obama, we can expect it from politicos with billboards and tarpaulin with messages of hope that’s slowly vanishing and fading away.  I guess we all want to forget that low point in our nation’s history where we banked hope and change and a better tomorrow on a man with a gun, with the ill-disguised threat to shoot kids in bad need of food, air, and a piss.

On that fateful day, we banked our hopes for change on a common criminal.  We lit candles for him, we cheered him as our version of John Q.  Only it wasn’t heroism or desperation, but a politics we can either agree with or disagree with.

Since when was the last time that happened… oh, I completely forgot, that happens every darned day.

Ducat returned to his school with 64 students less than what he started out with before he loaded up his pistols, his guns, and wiped the dust off a grenade.  For what?  Nothing much, really.  The same stuff he riled about: injustice is still here, inequality is still here, corruption is still here as it was one year and nine months ago.  So much for jail time.  So much for prison.  So much for making an ass of yourself through CNN.

Ducat is an ex-convict, a kidnapper, a hostage taker, and there he was before, demanding stuff we can only expect of the genuinely righteous.  And here we are.  Damn, eh?

“Waiting for what’s going to happen…”  I guess that’s a theme we all have to deal with these days.  Perhaps, like Ducat, every axe we have to grind against the whole machine of a f**ked up System will have to be dulled by the grindstone of time, more issues, and all the more shikata ga nai.  Bahala na. Heck, his own victims have forgotten, forged the path of peace, and still trust the man.  I can’t blame them; even I don’t know what to think or what to do anymore.  After all, we have Government officials who are bribed on a daily basis, and the monotony of political issues are broken up with novel allegations of Cabinet members and local government officials beating up people.

Perhaps there’s nothing more we could do, really, knowing that everything is… well, forgotten.  Just like Jun Ducat’s crime, and Ducat himself, at that: forgotten.

January 6, 2009 0 comments Read More
Procopio Mnemonic

Procopio Mnemonic

I’m a “Government destabilizer” and all – and this is not a self-appropriated label – but one thing I have to give props to The Government is its propensity towards acronyms and mnemonic devices to remind us about its programs for Governance.  Take Department of Education Sec. Jesli Lapus’ new acronym to remind us all of punctuality:

WATCH: We Are Time Conscious and Honest.

That read WATCAH to me, but let’s just give it to Sec. Lapus to remind us all to wear wristwatches.  Or:

GMA: Ginintuang Masaganang Ani (among other things).

Whatever.

Of course there are those days that I think our Government runs things by way of a slambook…

JAPAN: Just Always Pray At Night… perennial classic.

ITALY: I Trust And Love You… too bad about Jolens.

BALIWAG: Beauty And Love I Will Always Give… the fuck was that?

MALABON: May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now… I think the motel rows are in nearby Caloocan myself, but there’s no acronym for that.

PARANAQUE: Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstasy… there’s something kind of wrong here, since I think the PCP is being sold somewhere else, not here.  Not that I know anything about it.

MARLBORO: Men Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only… change of cigarette brands in order.

Then there’s my favorite:

SAN MIGUEL
EXPERTLY BREWED
PALE PILSEN
AND BOTTLED BY
SAN MIGUEL
BREWERY
PHILIPPINES
NET CONTENTS: 320mL

Here goes…

Sa
Aming
Nayon

May
Isang
Grupo
Uminom
Eh
Lasingan

Erbi’t
X
Pinaghalo
E
Rinde
Tuluyang
Lasing
Yan

Bawat
Round
Eh
Washing
Eh
Di

Pati
Ako
Lasing
Eh

Putang
Ina
Lasing
Sila
Eh
Ngayon

Ang
Nangyari
Dito

Bawat
Order
Tumba
Tong
Lasing
Eh
Dumapot

Buti
Yelo

So
Ang
Nangyari

May
Isang
Gagong
Uminom
Eh
Lasing

Bawat
Round
Eh
War-freak
Edi
Rambulan
Yan

Pati
Hostess
Inupakan
Lahat
Inupakan
Pati
Pulis
Inupakan
Nahuli
Edi
Selda

Ngayon
Etong
Tangang

Constabularyo (Philippine Martial Law Cop)
Ominom
Nalasing
Takas
Eskapo
Nag
Tuloy
Sauna

320
Masahe
Lang

Corny, but true.

January 5, 2009 2 comments Read More