Notes from a Simulated Underground
Archive for February 2009
4 comments • Marocharim • February 28, 2009
If there’s anything I like about commutes, it has to be bus movies. When it comes to bus movies, Jason F’n Statham is king. I will now make a mental note to myself to refer to Jason F’n Statham’s name with the “F’n” modifier. I don’t know how many times I watched “Transporter 3″ in [...]
Marocharim • February 28, 2009
Oh, there’s nothing wrong with having glasses, except that people call you names like, “Four-Eyes.” Girls won’t go out with you. You’re ostracized by every social group… you can’t swim in them… if you lose them you can’t find them… Oh fishsticks, I depressed myself. I’m gonna go lie down. – Filburt Shellbach, Rocko’s Modern [...]
Marocharim • February 28, 2009
I suppose that my first year of being a career writer deserves some degree of introspection. However, being just the kind of guy that I am, soul-searching is best left for another day, when: I’m not full from one of the best eating experiences I’ve had in a long time (more on that soon); I [...]
1 comment • Marocharim • February 26, 2009
That sexy beast above is the Bacon Explosion: 5000 heart attack-inducing calories of pure, unadulterated delicious. Two pounds of bacon, two pounds of Italian sausage, seasonings, barbecued and basted to complete and total win. The Wendy’s Baconator, at 840 calories, is a pissant compared to this. Never mind that the Bacon Explosion looks phallic, is [...]
3 comments • Marocharim • February 25, 2009
I was browsing through Akismet-ed comments when I found a rather interesting snippet in the form of spam: Funny how blogs, websites, and basically all online activity are ruled by SEO. Search Engine Optimization has become the 2nd god of the internet. Funny, really. I’m not really into tech and all, so I don’t know [...]
There are things I'm afraid to tell myself. Instead, I choose to reveal them the world. In sickness, in spite, in all unpleasantness, even in disease. I'm a babbler, a ranter, a writer: neither spiteful nor kind, neither rascal or honorable man. Neither hero or vermin.
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