If there’s anything I like about commutes, it has to be bus movies. When it comes to bus movies, Jason F’n Statham is king.
I will now make a mental note to myself to refer to Jason F’n Statham’s name with the “F’n” modifier.
I don’t know how many times I watched “Transporter 3″ in a bus [...]
Archive for February, 2009
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Oh, there’s nothing wrong with having glasses, except that people call you names like, “Four-Eyes.” Girls won’t go out with you. You’re ostracized by every social group… you can’t swim in them… if you lose them you can’t find them… Oh fishsticks, I depressed myself. I’m gonna go lie down.
- Filburt Shellbach, Rocko’s Modern Life
There’s [...]
The Year in the Metropolis in a Dozen Lyrics Translations
Posted: 28th February 2009 by Marocharim in Food and TravelI suppose that my first year of being a career writer deserves some degree of introspection. However, being just the kind of guy that I am, soul-searching is best left for another day, when:
I’m not full from one of the best eating experiences I’ve had in a long time (more on that soon);
I had something [...]
That sexy beast above is the Bacon Explosion: 5000 heart attack-inducing calories of pure, unadulterated delicious. Two pounds of bacon, two pounds of Italian sausage, seasonings, barbecued and basted to complete and total win. The Wendy’s Baconator, at 840 calories, is a pissant compared to this. Never mind that the Bacon Explosion looks phallic, is [...]
I was browsing through Akismet-ed comments when I found a rather interesting snippet in the form of spam:
Funny how blogs, websites, and basically all online activity are ruled by SEO. Search Engine Optimization has become the 2nd god of the internet.
Funny, really. I’m not really into tech and all, so I don’t know a lot [...]