Archive for March, 2009

Mall of Asia at 33 Degrees of Heat and Boredom

Mall of Asia at 33 Degrees of Heat and Boredom

They call it a “lucid interval;” temporary insanity.  The best I could have done was to just stay home and read a book, write some more stuff, or catch up on much-needed sleep.  Then again, it was too hot to read, to write, or even to sleep.  It was just too hot.  Like Macbeth said, ’tis a dagger of the mind, a false creation, proceeding from a heat-oppressed brain.

A hot Sunday afternoon: 33 degree heat, 33 degrees of boredom.  My brain must have sublimated, my good judgment must have evaporated.  I suppose there’s nothing more emo than to go out in temperatures at the high 30s just to go somewhere to take pictures, to make up thoughts… and probably get a Quickly.

At three in the afternoon, I was off to SM Mall of Asia.  If not for a Quickly, for heaven-knows-what.  Like bad photography, mirages, and the disturbed thoughts of a writer with nothing better to do on a hot Sunday afternoon.

March 8, 2009 2 comments Read More
El Vergatario

El Vergatario

I can only imagine how the late Ricardo Montalban (read: Khan) would advertise the new “El Vergatario;” the world’s cheapest mobile handset.  Hugo Chavez’s new may very well be the response against the monopoly of the evil imperialists to control the people’s inalienable right to mass communication.  It’s not made with soft Corinthian leather (like the 1975 Chrysler Cordoba), and it does not contain stones quarried from the cave (not stable, cave) that was the birthplace of Jesus Christ, but think about it: it’s a $14 phone (about Php 700).

You may not think much of cellphones that cost $14, but this antithesis to the imperialist-capitalist monopoly is a Venezuelan slider phone that has an MP3 player, a digital camera, and a radio.

March 7, 2009 2 comments Read More
Francis Magalona

Francis Magalona

The challenge to writing a tribute or a eulogy to a celebrity is how to do it without riding on a bandwagon.  A celebrity’s death is always something made out of relevance, importance, immediacy, impulse, and urgency.  People change their status messages, people start blogging about how much of a fan they were of that recently departed celebrity.

It becomes even more of a challenge to write that tribute or that eulogy without wax.  Fluff it up where it’s necessary, make it cheesy where it counts, but to write that tribute knowing that you’re not the president or a card-carrying member of the Francis Magalona Fans’ Club.  I write this tribute as a passing excuse for a musician.  I write this post as a guy who, at one point in his life, listened to the music of Francis Magalona.

The philosopher Theodor Adorno once wrote that when you repeat a piece of music enough for it to be recognized, it becomes part of the pool of popular culture.  Francis Magalona brought with him things that, for a time, didn’t belong to the milieu of our music.  Francis M. brought with him rap at a time of ballads, MTV at a time of FM radio, and retained the clean-cut celebrity look and lifestyle as opposed to “gangsta.”  The repetition of the image and the music of Francis Magalona gave rise to that genre he was instrumental to: the Filipino iteration of rap and hip-hop.  For a fleeting episode in that series of fleeting episodes called music, Francis Magalona was Filipino rap.

When Francis Magalona died today, everyone listened to “Kaleidoscope World.”  Every color, every hue, memories of the legendary Francis M.  Never mind that epoché in music history where hip-hop was derided to the tune of “I Am The Man From Manila,” or to imitate Francis’ get-up was the height of “jologs,” or rap represented declassé.  Or that it was kind of difficult to drink Royal Tru Orange without having to have someone taunt you with verse from “Ito Ang Gusto Ko.”

As we grew up, every derision brought about by juvenile insecurities were shed, and you can still be “cool” if you sing “Mga Kababayan Ko” out loud at karaoke sessions.  Not because you’re the biggest fan of Francis Magalona, not because you’re a mark for his music, but because the music was there.  Francis Magalona was big enough a musician, an artist, and entertainer for you to know who he is, and what he stands for.

It is in recognizing and respecting that place of Francis Magalona where the mourning – and to a certain extent, the celebration – takes place.  Music, when committed into sound and harmony, has no other destination but repetition.  While Francis Magalona may no longer be here, we realize, recognize, and respect that place that he carved out for himself and the music he made.

We will all have our choices in music; our own preferences will determine what makes a song or an artist good, great, bad, terrible.  While I won’t have a pretense or a claim that I ever had a deep appreciation for the music of Francis Magalona, it is with recognition and respect that I give this pause to the man who made Pinoy rap possible; here, now, repeated.

March 6, 2009 43 comments Read More
Jaihocracy

Jaihocracy

I guess it’s either bitterness on my part, or my inability to appreciate films; for me, “Slumdog Millionaire” is the award-winning version of a Sharon Cuneta film that takes place in India.  Think “Bukas Luluhod Ang Mga Tala,” sans the catchphrases that made that movie a cult classic.

(Was “Slumdog” a second-rate trying-hard copycat?  Nope; I mean, we didn’t win Best Picture.  No, we could have succeeded in sending gay-themed-indy-art-film-type movies that are so popular these days to the Oscars, and we settled for “Ploning.”  Gosh.)

Not that I didn’t enjoy watching “Slumdog” – I found the movie a tad “racist,” but it was cool – but the people in charge of the Academy Awards deemed it to be the winning formula for Best Picture.  Any winning formula, like energy, can be transmuted and translated.  What better way to transmute and translate the success of “Slumdog” than in, say, politics?

Now it seems that Indian political parties, hot on the heels of its own general election to be held between April 16 and May 13 (and you thought our elections were long and protracted), are capitalizing on the success of “Slumdog;” Congress Party – the ruling coalition in the Indian parliament – has just bought the rights to the Oscar-winning song, “Jai Ho.”  The song – which translates to “Let There Be Victory” – is the new campaign anthem (no, jingle) of Congress.

I don’t know if they’re going to play the Pussycat Dolls version in caravans that will ply the Indian subcontinent, though.

March 5, 2009 1 comment Read More
As He Lay There Dying

As He Lay There Dying

Some children died the other day, we feed machines and then we pray
Looked up and down and mortified, you should have seen the ratings that day
We are the nobodies, wanna be somebodies
When we’re dead, they know just who we are.

- Marilyn Manson, “The Nobodies”
Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death

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A year ago, when I first came here to Manila, I took a picture of that boy on the left to remind myself of at least one dark underbelly of this Metropolis.  A hungry kid begging, lying down on a concrete landing of the stairs up Shaw Boulevard Station, ignored in favor of trains up there, and work hours down there.

Just another victim, just another statistic.  No one knew this kid’s name as he lay there, dying of hunger, exposure, thirst, ascaris.  Even I didn’t know; all I knew was the spare change I dropped into the cup was more for him and less for me.

Whatever loose change I gave that kid that day means absolutely nothing today, one year into all of it.  For all intents and purposes of speculation, that kid is still begging there, perhaps.  Maybe sick, starving, and for all intents and purposes, dead.  Dead to the world that leaves him dying.

We regret their death, we mourn their passing.  We get shocked at the very reason why they die.  Yet it is not a limitation of words or an error of vocabulary why we do not have a feeling for those who are dying.  Why they pass by our feet without us grieving, or perhaps pitying, even feeling.  Why – and what – we think and feel… and if we grieve at all, as they lay there dying.

March 4, 2009 1 comment Read More
Wolfgang: Two Sides Live

Wolfgang: Two Sides Live

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On March 19, 2009, at the Music Museum in Greenhills, San Juan, darkness falls upon us once again.  Step by step, we march ahead.  Arise, without falter, as the greatest hard rock band in the history of original Pilipino music returns to the bandstand for one night only: Basti Artadi, Manuel Legarda, Ramon Legaspi, and Francis Aquino.  Ladies and gentlemen, they are Wolfgang.

Presented in part by No Fear, Wolfgang presents Two Sides Live; a combination of electric and acoustic performances that only Wolfgang can deliver.  Wolfgang will also showcase hits from their sixth album, “Villains,” on the March 19 gig.  The band is joined by Razorback (Kevin Roy, Tirso Ripoll, Louie Talan, and Brian Velasco) to showcase the ferocious, intense, feral musical performance that made them legends of the Pinoy music industry.

Mark your calendars, and prepare for the hottest and most scinillating musical event this year.  Wolfgang: Two Sides Live.  March 19th at the Music Museum, Greenhills.

Ticket information available here. Official media partners are NU 107, Underground Radio, and Jam 88.3.  See you at the Music Museum on the 19th, and rock and freakin’ roll.

March 4, 2009 2 comments Read More