Harold’s Mansion
Dumaguete City, Negros Oriental
6:29 PM
The weather is breezy and overcast here at Dumaguete City, Negros Oriental. Writer City becomes Lyrics Translator City for the next two weeks. My name is Marocharim, and welcome to the Dumaguete Diaries. Ideally, I would be here on vacation after a 20-day work stretch, but I’m here to learn how to write. I’m a fellow for creative non-fiction at the 48th National Writers’ Workshop, to be held at Silliman University.
My day started – where else – at the smoking area of NAIA 3. Which was kind of the way it should start, since I’m very acrophobic. One thing I kind of despise about airport snackage is that the iced tea that I was drinking cost me P40, and the airport didn’t even have wi-fi so that I can rant and complain my ass off.
To add to the minor annoyances I had in the airport was the reason why I’m in the smoking area anyway. There’s grim irony in having a reason to smoke if you’re an addict, considering how airport security took a few extra lighters I had on hand. So basically, I’m a one-lighter fellow right now. Which is kind of shitty, considering that all smokers have to have at least two lighters with them. It makes dukot-izing cigarettes and lighters easier and more convenient.
Airport muzak was also fantastic. Kids outside started singing and dancing to the tune of “Single Ladies” by Beyoncé Knowles… which had me in the mood for a quick lyrics translation:
Mag-isang madrasta, mag-isang madrasta…
Kung talagang gustuhin di lagyan ng singsing
Wag kang magalit pag nakita niya siya’y kukulit
Wu-oh, oh, oh…
Well, that was bollocks.