Notes from a Simulated Underground
Archive for June 2009
23 comments • Marocharim • June 30, 2009
I’m not one to deprive anyone of a Presidential bid. If you want to run for President, if you’re qualified, and if there’s no big political or legal issue surrounding your candidacy, then there’s no one stopping you from your campaign. We’ve had someone promise each Filipino a million pesos, and we certainly have a [...]
Marocharim • June 29, 2009
And when I saw that, I realized that selling was the greatest career a man could want. What could be more satisfying than to be able to go, at the age of 84, into twenty or thirty different cities… and pick up a phone, and be remembered and loved and helped by so many different [...]
2 comments • Marocharim • June 29, 2009
A traffic jam when you’re already late And a “No Smoking” sign on your cigarette break It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It’s meeting the man of my dreams, and meeting his beautiful wife. – Alanis Morissette, “Ironic” Jagged Little Pill, Maverick (1996) All of a sudden, things don’t [...]
Marocharim • June 28, 2009
Today on weird news: crop circles have been found in Tasmania. The phenomenon didn’t prove the existence of advanced alien life-forms sending a message of universal peace, or the Tazmanian Devil. Lara Giddings, deputy premier of Tasmania, was quoted by Reuters in saying that the mysterious crop circles were caused by a bunch of wallabies [...]
4 comments • Marocharim • June 28, 2009
I’ve always had this theory that when you open up a hydrogen tank and an oxygen tank and have the chemicals mix together in a vat, you’ll have pure water. It doesn’t work that way, I know. You know? Great! The key to clean and healthy living is eight full glasses of water, but most [...]
There are things I'm afraid to tell myself. Instead, I choose to reveal them the world. In sickness, in spite, in all unpleasantness, even in disease. I'm a babbler, a ranter, a writer: neither spiteful nor kind, neither rascal or honorable man. Neither hero or vermin.
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