The number 1 preoccupation for 2010 – politics – can take over Number 1; the politicization of urination, if you know what I mean. The Palace, for example, issued a statement that painting MMDA urinals green may help the political campaign of Gibo Teodoro. (On a side note, that’s a very odd statement to make.) Speaking of the MMDA, the government agency is planning to build female urinals along EDSA and major thoroughfares, much to the dismay, disgust, and WTF reactions of women. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, 2010 can – at least in Metro Manila – turn into a piss contest, in the strictest sense of the term.
