Archive for February, 2010

“Makan” in the Kitchen of the Colonized

“Makan” in the Kitchen of the Colonized

I sometimes think that if a French chef – and a well-respected one at that – starts to make gentle reminders about how Filipinos should preserve their own culinary identity, it behooves us to rethink our whole cultural identity in terms of food.

Take halo-halo, for example: back in grade school Civics class, our teachers reminded us that halo-halo is the quintessential Filipino dish, because it incorporates all the influences of our foreign colonizers into a distinctive, delicious, delectable Filipino dessert.  “Ice from China, ice cream from America, confections from Spain.”  While dried, rotted meat (etag) and the joys of saluyot are hardly things we serve in Filipino restaurants, it’s pretty difficult to establish the roots of Filipino cooking, where a dish could be properly established as “Filipino” without debating on the colonial origins of a particular dish.

February 24, 2010 5 comments Read More
Cantal: The Lost Presidentiable

Cantal: The Lost Presidentiable

Felix “Peck” Cantal is very forthright with his Presidential bid.  He’s not campaigning with sweeping proclamations, vague platforms, and promises that will probably be forgotten.

James Jimenez says that the election laws are silent on the matter; there’s nothing in the law, it seems, that a candidate declared a nuisance cannot come out with a campaign advertisement.   Then again, he’s doing a much better job at being honest compared to our other Presidential candidates.  Cantal pulls no punches or strings: the standard-bearer of the Philippine Green Republican Party is campaigning on a very simple, passionate premise: “Maawa po kayo sa akin.”

Now that’s what I call an honest campaign.

February 21, 2010 7 comments Read More
The Rime of the Ancient Waterboy

The Rime of the Ancient Waterboy

Water, water, everywhere.
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, everywhere,
Nor any drop to drink.

- Samuel Taylor Coleridge,
The Rime of the Ancient Mariner

I sometimes imagine the journey of the Mariner and his crew taking place not in the troubled high seas, but in an ocean made entirely from iced tea, cola, or perhaps beer (in retrospect, a giant wave of Pale Pilsen is awesome).  There would definitely be enough to drink there.  No need those reverse osmosis machines and seven-step purification processes they have in water refilling stations.

February 21, 2010 1 comment Read More
Teodoro: The Necessary

Teodoro: The Necessary

I see his face painted on the back of many buses, in the attempt perhaps to boost his reputation and to improve recognition.  “Posible,” the advertisements read, that he is the key; he is the answer.  “Galing at Talino:” the Harvard Law graduate, the most intelligent in the motley crue of Presidential aspirants, the man with the plan.  Gilberto Teodoro, Jr. is poised for the grand prize of Philippine politics: the Presidency.

He is the most articulate among them, bringing with him the kind of surprising charisma that turns him into a most enigmatic, charming figure brimming with confidence at every word and spiel.  One can make the case of him being the most intelligent: there are brains, in a way, to be glossed over when you do go to Harvard and bring with you such stellar credentials to the Presidential race.  Yet perception – the very thing that makes up anything and everything about politics – is reality, and political at that.

In Presidential debates, Teodoro finds it difficult to shrug off questions about the President.  He parries them, avoids them, dodges them, strings artful responses, and yet he cannot escape them.  He is who he is: Gibo Teodoro, the hand-picked successor to Gloria  Macapagal-Arroyo.  Every parallelism and judgment passed to him because of that is justified and warranted, never mind that it seems “unfair” or “underhanded.”  He is Arroyo’s golden boy, and whether that’s a medal on his neck or a monkey on his back is something he has to – necessarily – contend with.

February 13, 2010 4 comments Read More
“Land of Bondage” Translated

“Land of Bondage” Translated

Lupain ng Pagkaalipin, Lupain ng Kalayaan
Isang pagtatangka sa pagsasalin ng “Land of Bondage, Land of the Free” ni Raul Manglapus

Noong araw, may pag-aari ang Tao na kapirasong lupa.  Iyon lamang ang kanyang pag-aari.  Ngunit iyon ay kanyang minahal, sapagkat ibinigay nito ang tatlong bagay na kanyang ikinalulugod: unang-una’y kabuhayan, at kalayaan, at di papahuli, kaligayahan.

Isang araw, dumating ang Kastila at siya’y inutusang magbayad ng papuri’t parangal sa Hari ng Espanya.  Nagbayad ang Tao.  Siya’y nanahimik; sapagkat sigurado siyang siya pa rin ang nagmamay-ari sa kanyang lupa.

Yumaman ang Kastila.  Ngunit kasabay ng kayamanan ang panghihimasok ng kasamaan, at ang Tao’y muli niyang nilapitan.  Ipinahayag niya sa Tao ang isang mabigat at kakila-kilabot na kasulatan: “Naaayon dito sa decreto real, na sa kasamaang palad ay di mo mabasa at maintindihan, ang ibinabayad mo sa akin ay hindi pagkilala ngunit upa, sapagkat akin – hindi iyo – ang lupa.”  Nagbayad ang Tao at nanahimik na lamang: hindi na siya malaya.  Siya’y naging alipin.  Sa kabila ng lahat nito, nanatili ang katahimikan ng Tao.  Pataas ng pataas ang upa.  Nagutom ang Tao.

Ngayon, siya’y nagsalita.  Hindi sa wika o sa bukambibig, ngunit gamit ang kanyang karaniwang kagamitan na ginamit niya sa lupaing dating kanya: ang bolo.  Mula sa isang kasangkapang pambukid, ang bolong ito ay naging instrumento ng kamatayan, at gamit ito’y itinaboy ang banyaga.  Siya’y nagbalik sa kanyang bukid at kanyang sinabi: “Ngayon ako muli ang magiging panginoon ng lupaing ito, na minsa’y akin, ngunit ninakaw sa akin ng panlilinlang at pandaraya ng mga taong mas matalino at mas may pinag-aralan kaysa sa akin.”

Nagkamali ang Tao.  Ang lupang sa kanya lamang ay may bago nang nagmamay-ari.  Ngayon, hindi dayuhan ang nagmamay-ari ng kanyang lupa, ngunit ang kanyang kababayang naging mayaman.  Nagkaroon ng bagong pangalan ang Tao – Kasama – na sa atin ay nangangahulugang kasosyo o kaakibat, ngunit sa kanya’y mga pagdurusang kagaya din ng dayuhan: mga upa, pandaraya, at kung anu-ano pa.

February 12, 2010 0 comments Read More
Red Eggs and Scad

Red Eggs and Scad

She never liked them, she never had,
She doesn’t eat red eggs and scad.

Will she try them, just one piece?  A vegetarian is what she is.
Will she buy them just because, so she’ll understand our market laws?

No, Sam-I-Am, not today; she won’t buy ‘em anyway.

Would she have them here, or there?
You won’t find it in her bill of fare.

She doesn’t eat them, it’s just so sad
She knows not the price of red eggs and scad.

February 9, 2010 0 comments Read More